Still working on my BlueSky feed bot.

The raw BlueSky firehose is hundreds of posts per second, which I can't do any useful inference on.

Seven Years in Quebec
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Seven Years in Quebec @dfeldman.org
Date Created: September 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM · Last Modified: September 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM

But if I filter down to top-level posts that have at least 5 likes, and block some obvious spam, it's only one every 2 seconds or so which is enough to do a lot.

Results from running the bot for 3 hours this evening

Only 6 detected jokes... and only 1 is funny

Do better, BlueSkyers 😀

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just kidding, there were some good ones that somehow got rejected

bsky.app/profile/zoet

bsky.app/profile/jfru

Today I learned that Maryland has no natural lakes
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